"this book hurts a lot. it ripped out my heart and jumped all over it. it sucks I hate it. READ IT"- readaroundtherosie (via readaroundtherosie)
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Parole non biodegradabili Answer:
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
i get a really weird feeling when i see this.
it’s like everything I’ve ever dreamed of
I dream about ambiguously gay detectives too it’s ok
#When fandoms take back their posts from the hipsters
See you soon.